Property spam reaches new levels of sophistication

Today’s tenth property email spam reached new levels of genius.

Instead of the usual outpouring of badly written, luridly formatted nonsense about living my dream, this particular person decided to go minimal. No subject, no actual email text – just a blank space, with a signature at the bottom, informing me that whoever had sent this blank communication was a property consultant.

It’s important to make yourself stand out from the competition. I will follow this person’s dramatic lead and send everyone in my addressbook a completely blank email – once the recipients read my signature and notice that I am in desktop virtualisation sales, the orders will doubtless come flooding in.


One Response to “Property spam reaches new levels of sophistication”

  1. Magnus Says:

    Good luck in getting them to understand what "desktop virtualisation sales" means 😉

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