Juilo Iglesias moves to Dubai, time to move out?

Good Lord, Julio’s here –
http://www.tradearabia.com/tanews/newsdetails_snREAL_article87577_cnt.html
The papers are full of sickening adverts with pics of Julio entertaining his guests over a kiwi juice, a brand new acoustic guitar held delicately in his manicured hands.
What with Rod Stewart buying Great Britain on the development of islands known as ‘The World’ and Jim Davidson allegedly a full time Dubai resident, what next? Tom Jones a permanent resident in the underwater hotel? Bruce Forsyth peforming at Rock Bottom’s and Cliff Richard lurking in The Springs?